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lets play a game one truth and a lie

November 26, 2009

first up this is true I think or at least we want it to be

Robert Pattinson Plans Romantic Christmas Vacation with Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson is reportedly planning to surprise Kristen Stewart with a romantic Christmas vacation to the English countryside.

“He’s enlisted the help of his mom, Clare, to find a cottage where he and Kris can spend a few days together,” says an insider.

Pattinson, 23, and Stewart, 19, are set to spend Christmas Day at Pattinson’s family’s home. “They think she’s perfect for Rob and told her they’d like her to join them for Christmas dinner,” the source adds.

The couple currently stars together in the Twilight sequel New Moon.


and here is the big one the lie ok get ready to laugh ur ass off this time I know I did this week the National Enquirer reports are you ready get ready ok here it is

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want Baby

So what’s next for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the box office success of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”?

“Rob & Kristen Eager for Baby” announces the always (ahem) reliable National Enquirer.

Oh, boy.

“Great news!” the tab trumpets. “A baby ‘vampire’ will be winging its way to ‘Twilight’ co-stars – and off-screen lovers – Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.”

Yeah, this is going to be even sillier than we thought.

A “source close to the couple” tells the tabloid, “Kristen and Rob want to have kids.” “While they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated,” the source continues, “They feel having a baby would cement their love.”

A “close source” confides the two “would like to be married before having a baby… but if Kristen gets pregnant before they get hitched, that’s OK, too.”

Curious about how the Enquirer backs up its bombshell assertions?

“Back in July, an Australian publication claimed Kristen was pregnant… it turned out she was not pregnant… but they’re working on it.”

You mean this Australian publication? The one that was – as the Enquirer admits – 100% wrong?

Oh, but that’s not all! “The starry-eyed stars were recently snapped holding hands at a Paris airport and were seen cuddling at a concert in August,” the Enquirer whispers.

Cuddling and holding hands??

Gossip Cop takes it back. That’s EXACTLY how vampire babies are made. We remember from vampire sex ed.

I just had to this is insane as much as we all want our robsten to get maried and have beautiful children one day today is not that day and she certainly is not preggers as we learned from the july rumors *sigh* they are only 19 and 23 for crying out loud god looks like ok mag has some competion for worst robsten lie of the week

I had a great laugh though I guess we can be thank ful for the lies the trash mags tell that makes this game so much more fun 🙂

I’m thankful for twitter too I just forgot to say so eariler I love my twitter family ❤


posted by_Carlie

3 Comments leave one →
  1. gabe permalink
    November 27, 2009 3:06 am

    I truly hope they will spend Christmas in Pattinson’s family house….
    even we get no pictures.. and I hope there’s no picture…
    so they are well hidden in London, together

  2. hardcandy permalink
    November 27, 2009 3:55 am

    Go Robsten, enough the Crapazine..

  3. RobstenFOREVER!! permalink
    November 27, 2009 4:18 am

    i really really seriously want the Christmas Vacation to be true, but as far as the baby thing lmao XD. a Robsten baby would be awesome but not anytime soon

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